Dear Corruptor,
Can you believe 2021 has went by so quickly. 2020 was such a drag, I thought 2021 would be just as long.
Things are going pretty good here at the North Pole. We finally got all the reindeer double vaccinated. Mrs. Claus is gonna be a grandmother.
It's not what you think though....the whole crew including the reindeer was watching one your parties on ELF TV...(EVERYONE LOVES FUCKING) and as usual the action was so hot that the elves, reindeer and me and mrs all started stripping. Before you know it, Donner snuck off and started banging Vixen with no condom and didn't pull out. The dumb bastard said he thought the vaccination made him sterile. Said he heard it on the news.
So we watched all your parties and adventures and no you didn't make the nice list. Hot action, great turnouts and a lot of fun. Mrs. Claus says she's gonna make it to a party one day...you believe her right?
Hear you got a new spot with some space to throw your Xmas party?
Well you got my blessing, we'll be watching as always and don't forget to leave out some porn for me on Christmas Eve. Oh and help us come up with a name for our new reindeer addition. Something porn related would be good.
Your bud,
Santa
Saturday night December 11th, Club Crave presents "Let's Put The "XXX" in Xmas party. Party starts at 8:00p
We have locked down a two room spacious suite and another good size room. The middle room will be used primarily for socializing in. We'll provide the party snacks, chips, dips, 2-liters, bottles of water etc.
We'll also provide pizza rolls, and chicken nuggets but we ain't cooks so you'll have to fix them up yourself.
Just in case, we'll bring Cards Against Humanity for those who want to play.
One room adjoining the suite will be for playing in. The other room next door will also be for playing and will be open for BDSM play as well.
We will coordinate a "Naughty Santa" game so bring an inexpensive gift if you want to participate. Items brought in the past include adult toys, porn DVD's and of course liquor.
BYOB and your own ice. Bring a cooler to keep your drinks in.
There will be a 50/50 drawing. It's $1.00 a ticket, $3.00 for a penis/chest length, $5.00 for an arm length, $10.00 for a body length.
We will be making a huge bowl of drunk gummies for this party.
2021 has been a rough year for some of our regular party goers health wise. As a result, we will have a donation box for those who wish to give a monetary donation for three designated people who have struggled over the past few months trying to deal with life threatening cancer and keeping their bills paid. You are under no obligation to give but the option is there if you would like. We will split the money three ways and give each an equal amount. All money donated will go to this.
Door donations to cover the expenses are as follows
Single men $50.00 at the door
Couples $40.00 at the door
Single Ladies-Free but bring a 2 liter of soda.
Prepayment is accepted and if you pay in advance, you'll receive a $10.00 discount.
This is a motel room block party meaning you can reserve rooms close near the two party rooms. If you are planning on doing so, please do it quickly and let me know and I'll get you the contact name.
It's the Xmas party which keeps us at the top of the naughty list. Let's put the "X" in Xmas. We got lots more space than before so come out and party with us. Saturday December 10th.
To get on the list, email us at naughtywildcpltn@gmail.com
Monday, November 22, 2021
Swingin'&Bangin In The New Year Friday December 31st Murfreesboro 8P
Have you thought about making your New Year's Resolutions?
Me either.
New Year's Eve falls on a Friday night this year so December 31st we're going to gather in Murfreesboro and say goodbye to 2021 and properly give 2022 a horny welcome as Club Crave presents "Swingin' & Bangin In The New Year" Doors open at 7:30 for couples and single females and 8:00 for single males.
The party is for everyone, however there will be rooms designated for certain things....follow along.
One of the concerns which I get from people all the time is the amount of single males who come to the parties far outnumber the couples and single females. While that may be true and we do have a solution that I will address in a podcast coming up real soon which will go in effect in 2022, because this party is a general New Year's Eve party, we will have to handle it this way.....
The newer location which we are partying at, we've rented a roomy suite. The common area will be for socializing in. One of the rooms will be designated as for couples/single females only. The other room will be for single males and couples/single females who are into single men.
Because we have the room to do so, it's time to grow the party scene accordingly.
Again, one room will be for swinging (couples and single ladies only)
The other room will be for bangin' (single males, couples and single ladies)
The middle room will be for all socializing.
The suite room will be used primarily for socializing in. We'll provide the party snacks, chips, dips, 2-liters, bottles of water etc.
We'll also provide pizza rolls, and chicken nuggets but we ain't cooks so you'll have to fix them up yourself.
Just in case, we'll bring Cards Against Humanity for those who want to play.
BYOB and your own ice. Bring a cooler to keep your drinks in.
There will be a 50/50 drawing. It's $1.00 a ticket, $3.00 for a penis/chest length, $5.00 for an arm length, $10.00 for a body length.
We will be making a huge bowl of drunk gummies for this party.
Door donations to cover the expenses are as follows
Single men $50.00 at the door
Couples $40.00 at the door
Single Ladies-Free but bring a 2 liter of soda.
Prepayment is accepted and if you pay in advance, you'll receive a $10.00 discount.
This is a motel room block party meaning you can reserve rooms close near the two party rooms, Keep in mind, this is New Year's Eve and there's a New Year's Eve rocker happening a few doors down so you'll want to reserve a room early to make sure you can get one.
We know what you want....come get what you Crave....Usher in the new year with one of the wildest party scenes around. Club Crave.
Email us at naughtywildcpltn@gmail.com for the details.
Monday, November 15, 2021
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