Sunday, February 21, 2021

Top Five Status Messages You Might Have Missed This Past Week February 22nd

 Top Five Status Messages You May Have Missed This Past Week February 22nd

5.  Ever look at someone and think...your mom's eggs had to be expired?

4.  I just saw my ex getting beaten by six thugs,  My first thought was 'Should I help?' Then I though, 'Na 6 should be enough'

3.  Cum is such an ugly word.  I prefer throat lotion.

2.  Women put in their dating profiles that they want a 'partner in crime' but when I show up with ski masks and blueprints to the bank, suddenly I'm 'unstable' and a 'danger to society'....
What a double standard!

1.  The woman who put Gorilla Glue in her hair raised $21,000 on GoFundMe.  Excuse me while I go tar and feather my scrotum.