Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Corruptor's Joke Of the Week

 

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch:

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look." She said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day and also enjoy the occassional cigar." He said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise."

"That's amazing.” Said the woman. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six." He said!