5. How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house.
4. Are tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend.
3. When anyone asks me to babysit, I always ask if their kid is a 'mean' drunk or a 'happy' drunk. Gets me out of it every time.
2. I wonder if you throw a roll of toilet paper out in the middle of a Walmart parking log, if people would fight over it like seagulls fighting over french fries.
1. So shouldn't we wait till after the pandemic to fill out the census?