Top Five Status Messages You May Have Missed This Past Week February 22nd
5. Ever look at someone and think...your mom's eggs had to be expired?
4. I just saw my ex getting beaten by six thugs, My first thought was 'Should I help?' Then I though, 'Na 6 should be enough'
3. Cum is such an ugly word. I prefer throat lotion.
2. Women put in their dating profiles that they want a 'partner in crime' but when I show up with ski masks and blueprints to the bank, suddenly I'm 'unstable' and a 'danger to society'....
What a double standard!
1. The woman who put Gorilla Glue in her hair raised $21,000 on GoFundMe. Excuse me while I go tar and feather my scrotum.
Sunday, February 21, 2021
Top Five Status Messages You Might Have Missed This Past Week February 22nd
