5. Is it wrong to follow rioters home and burn down their property....asking for a friend
4. Dudes be 30+ with their middle finger up in every photo, what are you so mad at? Your credit score?
3. Just got kicked out of church for screaming "Fuck the Devil", like I thought we hated his ass
2. Jehovah Witnesses seemed a little shocked when I asked them if they were here for the orgy.
1. I'm in big trouble if my coworkers ever find out I don't really have Tourette's.