Monday, August 10, 2020

Top Five Status Messages You May Have Missed This Past Week August 10 2020

 5.  Is it wrong to follow rioters home and burn down their property....asking for a friend
4.  Dudes be 30+ with their middle finger up in every photo, what are you so mad at? Your credit score?
3.  Just got kicked out of church for screaming "Fuck the Devil", like I thought we hated his ass
2.  Jehovah Witnesses seemed a little shocked when I asked them if they were here for the orgy.
1.  I'm in big trouble if my coworkers ever find out I don't really have Tourette's.