5. Do they have a mask for two faced people yet?
4. My ultimate fantasy is telling a stranger "You need to wear a mask" and as they go off about fake news and hoaxes, I say "oh no, I'm sorry, it's because you're ugly"
3. Parenting is hard. I am trying to teach my son that "Vagina" isn't a dirty word, but that he still needs to pick a different name for his hamster.
2. That awkward moment when the nurse is examining your balls and she asks you to stop running your fingers through her hair.
1. My neighbor with the big tits is walking around topless in the yard. Wish his wife would do the same.