5. If you are driving alone in your car with a face mask on....stay home....even after this is all over.
4. They say life is too short to hold grudges. I think life is too short to be letting people get away with the same shit.
3. It's gonna be so fun when we all start seeing each other at AA meetings after all of this.
2. Bought the kid a trampoline for his birthay. All he does is scream about wanting back in his wheel chair.
1. Girlfriend pissing you off?? Text her "he's busy" and then turn your phone off.