Monday, March 30, 2020

Top Five Status Messages You May Have Missed This Past Week March 30 2020

5.  How long is this social distancing supposed to last?  My wife keeps trying to come in the house.
4.  Are tortillas flushable?  Asking for a friend.
3.  When anyone asks me to babysit, I always ask if their kid is a 'mean' drunk or a 'happy' drunk.  Gets me out of it every time.
2.  I wonder if you throw a roll of toilet paper out in the middle of a Walmart parking log, if people would fight over it like seagulls fighting over french fries.
1.  So shouldn't we wait till after the pandemic to fill out the census?