Monday, January 6, 2020

Top Five Status Messages You Might Have Missed This Past Week January 6 2020

Top Five Status Messages You May Have Missed This Past Week January 6th 2020

5.  You say "premarital sex" like there's "postmarital sex"
4.  I'm not saying I have a drinking problem, I'm proving it.
3.  I sexually identify as that one flickering letter on the neon motel sign.
2.  My new year's resolution is not to have sex with supermodels
1.  I sent a tin of macaroni to Ethopia and I've just received a letter back saying thanks for the leg warmers.