5. When someone says "Surprise Me" I drop my pants immediately and start singing.
4. I wish I could afford a drinking
3. We were at the mall and I saw a guy
with an eye patch. My wife grabbed my
arm and dragged me away before I could ask him if he had a wooden leg.
2. I wonder if Nancy Pelosi uses a
plastic dildo or a wooden one?
1. Whilst on vacation in the USA, I
dropped her load into the Grand Canyon. My wife really fucking hates it when I
call her vagina that.